陳思宏_普魯斯特問卷

 ▲ 我心中最美的風景 - 每年都會去拜訪的Stork


Q:你認為最完美的快樂是怎樣的?What is your idea of perfect happiness?

A:自由,同時尊重多元, 願意繽紛。

Q:你最希望擁有哪種才華?Which talent would you most like to have?

A:駕駛飛機。

Q:你最恐懼的是什麼?What is your greatest fear?

A:偏狹, 狂熱的民族主義,狂熱的宗教,頑固的怪獸。

Q:還在世的人中你最欽佩的是誰?Which living person do you most admire?

A:Arundhati Roy。

Q:還在世的人中你最鄙視的是誰?Which living person do you most despise?

A:怪獸川普。

Q:你認為自己最偉大的成就是什麼?What do you consider your greatest achievement?

A:堅持寫文學書。

Q:你最幸福的奢侈是什麼?What is your greatest extravagance?

A:身體的自主。

Q:你認為哪種美德是被過高評價的?What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

A:身體所謂的「完美」,過度追求「美感」的身體焦慮。主流媒體吹捧的模特兒式的美太噁了。六塊腹肌很噁心。瘦巴巴快來吃炸雞。

Q:你做過最後悔的事情是什麼?What is your greatest regret?

A:沒在中學時代更叛逆。

Q:你最快樂的經驗是什麼?When and where were you happiest?

A:隨音樂起舞。

Q:你最喜歡男性身上的什麼特質?What is the quality you most like in a man? ­

A:傳統建制的男性很噁心,願意跨界包容的才性感。

Q:你最喜歡女性身上的什麼特質?What is the quality you most like in a woman?

A:母者。

Q:你最不喜歡你自己的哪個特點?What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

A:太愛說話。

Q:你對自己的外表哪一點不滿意?What do you dislike most about your appearance?

A:有時想多高十公分。但只是有時。有時也想矮十公分。

Q:你最不喜歡別人的哪個特點?What is the trait you most deplore in others?

A:沒自信,偏狹。

Q:你最看重朋友的什麼特點?What do you most value in your friends? 

A:鬆弛。放鬆的友情,不說話也好。

Q:你這一生中最愛的人或東西是什麼?What or who is the greatest love of your life?

A:自己。

Q:你最想住哪裡?Where would you like to live?

A:我住柏林,一點都不想搬走。

Q:你最喜歡的旅行是哪一次?What is your favorite journey?

A:沒有最喜歡,每次旅程都很好。

Q:你最喜歡的職業是什麼?What is your favorite occupation? 

A:作者。

Q:你最喜歡的作家有哪些?Who are your favorite writers?

A: Arundhati Roy、黃麗群。

Q:甚麼狀況(情境)你會說謊?On what occasion do you lie?

A:狀況太多了啦,說不完。

Q:如果你可以改變你生命中的一件事,那會是什麼?If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

A:突然開口說流利的法文。

Q:如果你可以改變你家庭的一件事,那會是什麼?If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?

A:停止重男輕女。

Q:你希望以什麼樣的方式死去?How would you like to die?

A:睡夢中。最好是秋天的午覺。

Q:如果有來生,你希望變成什麼樣的人或物?If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?

A:我想換當女生。

Q:你的座右銘是什麼?What is your motto?

A:放鬆,放輕鬆。