臥斧_普魯斯特問卷

 ▲ Map of Earthsea / Archipelago map by Le Guin, redrawn and recolored by Liam Davis


Q:你認為最完美的快樂是怎樣的?What is your idea of perfect happiness?

A:看到/讀到/聽到一個好故事。

Q:你最希望擁有哪種才華?Which talent would you most like to have?

A:「才華」從來不是可靠之事。

Q:你最恐懼的是什麼?What is your greatest fear?

A:回答問卷。

Q:還在世的人中你最欽佩的是誰?Which living person do you most admire?

A:這名單年輕時很長,但近來一個個不符「在世」資格,說出來對他們挺危險的。

Q:還在世的人中你最鄙視的是誰?Which living person do you most despise?

A:各國政客輪流爭取,「最」字得主時時變化。

Q:你認為自己最偉大的成就是什麼?What do you consider your greatest achievement?

A:這種事留給別人去傷腦筋。如果有人有興趣的話。

Q:你最幸福的奢侈是什麼?What is your greatest extravagance?

A:有空看/讀/聽故事。

Q:你認為哪種美德是被過高評價的?What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

A:謙虛。

Q:你做過最後悔的事情是什麼?What is your greatest regret?

A:每次因各種緣由答應入鏡。

Q:你最快樂的經驗是什麼?When and where were you happiest?

A:嘲笑自己因故入鏡。

Q:你最喜歡男性身上的什麼特質?What is the quality you most like in a man? ­

A:喜歡的特質與性別無關。

Q:你最喜歡女性身上的什麼特質?What is the quality you most like in a woman?

A:同上。

Q:你最不喜歡你自己的哪個特點?What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

A:寫得不夠快。

Q:你對自己的外表哪一點不滿意?What do you dislike most about your appearance?

A:沒得選的東西沒必要在意。

Q:你最不喜歡別人的哪個特點?What is the trait you most deplore in others?

A:能觀察得到、當成故事資料的話就都喜歡。

Q:你最看重朋友的什麼特點?What do you most value in your friends? 

A:思緒清晰。

Q:你這一生中最愛的人或東西是什麼?What or who is the greatest love of your life?

A:故事。

Q:你最想住哪裡?Where would you like to live?

A:有故事都行。

Q:你最喜歡的旅行是哪一次?What is your favorite journey?

A:去地海那幾次,勒瑰恩是個好嚮導。

Q:你最喜歡的職業是什麼?What is your favorite occupation? 

A:說故事。

Q:你最喜歡的作家有哪些?Who are your favorite writers?

A:「最」字頭銜一直在換。硬挑一個,選傑克‧倫敦。

Q:甚麼狀況(情境)你會說謊?On what occasion do you lie?

A:寫小說的時候。

Q:如果你可以改變你生命中的一件事,那會是什麼?If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

A:早一點開始讀小說。

Q:如果你可以改變你家庭的一件事,那會是什麼?If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?

A:阻止家母當年關鐵門的動作。

Q:你希望以什麼樣的方式死去?How would you like to die?

A:自己選定時間。

Q:如果有來生,你希望變成什麼樣的人或物?If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?

A:還得再活一次啊?

Q:你的座右銘是什麼?What is your motto?

A:沒這種東西。