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Q:你認為最完美的快樂是怎樣的?What is your idea of perfect happiness?

A:作品的分享。

Q:你最希望擁有哪種才華?Which talent would you most like to have?

A:超級記憶力。

Q:你最恐懼的是什麼?What is your greatest fear?

A:鬼。

Q:還在世的人中你最欽佩的是誰?Which living person do you most admire?

A:馬奎斯。

Q:還在世的人中你最鄙視的是誰?Which living person do you most despise?

A:蘇起。

Q:你認為自己最偉大的成就是什麼?What do you consider your greatest achievement?

A:寫詩。

Q:你最幸福的奢侈是什麼?What is your greatest extravagance?

A:沒有事情連續睡三天。

Q:你認為哪種美德是被過高評價的?What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

A:廉潔。

Q:你做過最後悔的事情是什麼?What is your greatest regret?

A:沒有買房子。

Q:你最快樂的經驗是什麼?When and where were you happiest?

A:作品的分享。

Q:你最喜歡男性身上的什麼特質?What is the quality you most like in a man? ­

A:有力氣搬重物。

Q:你最喜歡女性身上的什麼特質?What is the quality you most like in a woman?

A:善解人意。

Q:你最不喜歡你自己的哪個特點?What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

A:虎頭蛇尾。

Q:你對自己的外表哪一點不滿意?What do you dislike most about your appearance?

A:太胖了。

Q:你最不喜歡別人的哪個特點?What is the trait you most deplore in others?

A:冷漠。

Q:你最看重朋友的什麼特點?What do you most value in your friends? 

A:熱情。

Q:你這一生中最愛的人或東西是什麼?What or who is the greatest love of your life?

A:詩。

Q:你最想住哪裡?Where would you like to live?

A:台北。

Q:你最喜歡的旅行是哪一次?What is your favorite journey?

A:吳哥窟。

Q:你最喜歡的職業是什麼?What is your favorite occupation? 

A:編輯。

Q:你最喜歡的作家有哪些?Who are your favorite writers?

A:俵万智。

Q:甚麼狀況(情境)你會說謊?On what occasion do you lie?

A:任何情況。

Q:如果你可以改變你生命中的一件事,那會是什麼?If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

A:個性。

Q:如果你可以改變你家庭的一件事,那會是什麼?If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?

A:媽媽的悲劇。

Q:你希望以什麼樣的方式死去?How would you like to die?

A:被插進維生系統,腦袋繼續活在3D虛擬世界。一直到死去都在創作。

Q:如果有來生,你希望變成什麼樣的人或物?If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?

A:創作機器。

Q:你的座右銘是什麼?What is your motto?

A:創造文本,很多很多文本。