沈嘉悅_普魯斯特問卷
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Q:你認為最完美的快樂是怎樣的?What is your idea of perfect happiness?
A:比較不難過的感覺。
Q:你最希望擁有哪種才華?Which talent would you most like to have?
A:伸縮自如的……橡膠手槍?
Q:你最恐懼的是什麼?What is your greatest fear?
A:我不相信你。
Q:還在世的人中你最欽佩的是誰?Which living person do you most admire?
A:活最久的生物。
Q:還在世的人中你最鄙視的是誰?Which living person do you most despise?
A:我自己。
Q:你認為自己最偉大的成就是什麼?What do you consider your greatest achievement?
A:寫下這份問卷。
Q:你最幸福的奢侈是什麼?What is your greatest extravagance?
A:賴床的權利。
Q:你認為哪種美德是被過高評價的?What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
A:所有被認為美德的美德。
Q:你做過最後悔的事情是什麼?What is your greatest regret?
A:借錢給同梯。
Q:你最快樂的經驗是什麼?When and where were you happiest?
A:烘肉便當裡可以選薑絲大腸當配菜。
Q:你最喜歡男性身上的什麼特質?What is the quality you most like in a man?
A:下流。
Q:你最喜歡女性身上的什麼特質?What is the quality you most like in a woman?
A:天然呆。
Q:你最不喜歡你自己的哪個特點?What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
A:猶豫不決。
Q:你對自己的外表哪一點不滿意?What do you dislike most about your appearance?
A:皮膚。
Q:你最不喜歡別人的哪個特點?What is the trait you most deplore in others?
A:假裝真誠。
Q:你最看重朋友的什麼特點?What do you most value in your friends?
A:我沒有的。
Q:你這一生中最愛的人或東西是什麼?What or who is the greatest love of your life?
A:我自己。
Q:你最想住哪裡?Where would you like to live?
A:尤古度大陸。
Q:你最喜歡的旅行是哪一次?What is your favorite journey?
A:日本東京。
Q:你最喜歡的職業是什麼?What is your favorite occupation?
A:職業球員。
Q:你最喜歡的作家有哪些?Who are your favorite writers?
A:艾麗絲‧孟若、村上龍、鄭聖勳、太宰治。
Q:甚麼狀況(情境)你會說謊?On what occasion do you lie?
A:害怕。
Q:如果你可以改變你生命中的一件事,那會是什麼?If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
A:希望前女友不要認識我。
Q:如果你可以改變你家庭的一件事,那會是什麼?If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
A:把我塞回母親的子宮。
Q:你希望以什麼樣的方式死去?How would you like to die?
A:為了保護家人,身中數箭然後立往生。
Q:如果有來生,你希望變成什麼樣的人或物?If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
A:一滴水。
Q:你的座右銘是什麼?What is your motto?
A:技術問題解決,藝術就產生了。